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I have been staying up late working on client junk. This is what happens.

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Falllout/Bioshock Posters – I make pretty things

Hello my little sugar nipples. Between standup, working on three different websites, slaving away at the gym and running a business… well I have little time for myself. However, I set some time aside this last week to re create some in game posters from two of my favorite games. These ads can be found throughout both Fallout and Bioshock and have always caught my eye. I imagine having a nice house one day with a fancy man who lets me frame my artwork and place it on the walls. I am not sure why I shared that….

Anyway, I went about to re create some of these ads in high quality, large print format. I plan on doing quite a few of them, but for the time being, here are the first 4!

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Bioshock Infinite – 14 minutes of pure jingoistic pleasure.

Bioshock is one of the most amazing games I have ever played and if this video is proof of what is coming, Bioshock Infinite is going to be AMAZING. I have watched this video several times today and I can not get enough of it.  The fluid nature in which the story plays out is a breath of fresh air when compared to the pre-packaged rail systems of many modern shooters.  If you have been sitting on the fence about whether or not to play Bioshock, watch this video and grab the first one.

Bioshock Infinite Video

The game play reminds me of Uncharted 2, in the sense that you really feel you are a part of a movie as opposed to just running around and shooting everything you see. Let me re phrase that…

The game play reminds me of Uncharted 2, in the sense that you really feel you are a part of a great movie, as opposed to something with Michael Bays name on it. Sorry,  I just saw Transformers 3 and it felt like that guy spit on his dick and spent two hours jamming it in my ear.

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Fox News – America’s Colon. Jon Stewart vs. The Beast.

I have watched several interviews on Fox News that hosted Jon Stewart and nothing every changes. Every time he appears on one of these shows, the host fails miserably in trying to compare what Fox does to what Jon does on Comedy Central. They seem to be mentally unable to differentiate the difference between political satire and the expectations that should be thrust upon a credible news source. The mere act of trying to compare these two gives Jon far too much credit as a comedian and proves just how low the standards at Fox are or have been.

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“OH YEAAAAHH!… oh shit, my heart!”

Americans, you are repulsive. You sniveling, fat ass, pig suckling lard asses. You disgust me.

I would continue insulting your multiple chins, but I am busy eating these deep fried twinkies. PO

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Dan Choi is a complicated drama queen.

I am torn on the subject of Dan Choi, because part of me supports his views and respects the dedication he has for the cause, yet another part of me wonders why he has to be such a drama queen about everything. Ripping up a flyer? Sure, fine. Doing it so dramatically and then going out of his way to rip it up a second time? Calm it down there sparkly Jane. How cool would he have been if he could have calmly ripped apart the guys support of the president with words? Or even better, just sat down and acted like an adult and had a conversation without reverting into Marsha Brady? I am also not sure how I feel about his face.

Reign it in Choi. Your goal is equality, not bad realty TV.

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MTMM: The Kill – 30 Seconds to Mars

I loved this song the moment I heard it, in fact, I listen to it everyday at the gym. I think that Jared Leto has an amazing voice (don’t tell me if it is auto tuned) and the song is powerful and emotional. Being that I am an over emotional dumb ass, I listened to this song a lot during my break up, but never really paid much attention to the lyrics.

After reading the lyrics, it really hit home. Not only did the lyrics relate to what I was feeling, but I also started wearing black eyeliner and blowing guys while wearing bear costumes. Welcome to my life.

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Judge tells “Yes on 8″ to sit and spin.

The story is still developing, but the Protect Marriage crowd has been given another set back in their legal battle against marriage equality. The “Yes on 8″ crowd was so upset that they couldn’t legally discriminate without repercussion that they decided to try and have Judge Walker’s ruling thrown out, because he was gay. You know, because that wouldn’t open a flood gate of nonsense court loopholes or anything. God knows that only straight, white men are capable of being unbiased. Isn’t that right, Washington era slaves?

Read the story here.

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