Microsoft enlists the help of 1980 to combat hipster Apple

Who the hell is working the advertising department at Microsoft? Is it these women?

I have a great idea and it can't fail!

Microsoft has enlisted the help of, none other than, Dolly Parton to help market some new web service they call “web slices”.

Meanwhile, Apple is continuing it’s climb towards higher shares of the computer market with their quality products and clever advertising. Microsoft isn’t worried though, with quality products like Vista, their clever Seinfeld ads and Dolly’s rack… well Apple just better watch out.

It baffles my mind that, even as a web only advert, this would get approved. If you can watch this and glean any information off of it, then you are smarter than I. Just what the hell is a web slice? Why would you create this odd ad, hire Dolly Parton and then not even explain what it is you are selling?

Nothing says quality product like a look of, “Why the hell am I here?”

Microsoft should really just change their new slogan to ,”Eh”.