50 Cent and Val Kilmer showcase their love at the AMAs
Something's wrong with this picture and I don't want to say but it rhymes with Val Kilmer's choat. Oh wait...
Just kidding, 50 Cent just brought Kilmer along to the American Music Awards last night as his date. Can you imagine the train wreck-ness of that romantic scenario though?
50 Cent aka Curtis Jackson, recently wrote a screenplay and apparently he’s gotten Val Kilmer to star alongside him. The movie is called “The Gun” and is supposed to start production in December. The pair will play friends involved with illegal weapons dealing. Negotiations for Kilmer to sign onto the project were simple; Kilmer received a bottle of “Crimson Wave” toenail polish and a sandwich.
Despite being nothing more than an awkward bit of publicity, one has to admit it’s still a wtf?! kind of moment…kind of. It is Hollywood after all. Today’s been a slow day. I want a cookie.
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