Lets all do the Christian Side Hug!

I am hoping this a joke, as I can not find anything that offers information about this group. I have no idea. It would seem that if this is not a joke, Christians have found another way to be socially awkward and even less relevant in the cool department. I am hoping this is real, not because of any personal  feelings towards religion, but because this would be an entire week of awesomeness!

Don’t do that front hug, yo it’s awkward! Pull up on that Christian Side Hug lest your crotches touch!

The only reason I think this could be real is because I have been to churches where this kind of nonsense was peddled. In a sad and misguided attempt to look “cool” there is no end to the stupidity at which old white people will go.

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