Mac users take over Window’s window at Saks Fifth Avenue store. Mac still overpriced.

These woman used to be live models, but after using Windows for an hour, they died from frustration and turned to stone.

I have decided that for every Mac or Apple post I write, I am going to add “Mac still overpriced” at the end. This will be my personal rallying cry against the computer company and its over the top pricing tiers. Most of you know that I am neither a Mac or Windows fan and I use what I can afford (Gateway anyone?) but when I see nerds get hard over their computer system of choice, something in me breaks.

I love nerds and all, but for some reason this fan boy shit makes me want to take off my pants and pee in someones face. (No, I am not taking requests)

Mac lovers and users have joined in harmony to hijack a Windows 7 based holiday display window at Saks Fifth Avenue in New York. The display includes a big computer monitor which displays the tweets of anyone who uses the hash tag #holidaywindows. First off… this was the stupidest idea in the world, considering no one was set up to read the incoming tweets. I am assuming Microsoft was smart enough to implement a system before hand, that would monitor and delete nefarious tweets, but it probably crashed.

With a free for all just waiting to happen, Mac users took to their twitters or twattles (whatever the hell that crap is called) and bombarded the Windows 7 display with a steam of pro Mac messages.

#IspentTooMuchMoneyOnMyComputerAndLookLikeAHispterDoucheBag.

Ha… very clever. I can’t argue with the fact that Windows is a much less stable and shitty operating system, when compared to a Mac. However, Windows 7 has been a fresh of breath air for me. It came pre installed with my new laptop and although I have two BSOD already, I blame those on the Gateway. Windows also allows me a lot more customization and I never have to worry about whether or not a program, or file, will be compatible with it. That being said, I would gladly purchase an Apple machine for editing and design, if I didn’t have to sell my nuts for a decent entry level machine.

I could very well be a cheap bastard, but paying $1,700 for that pretty logo is about as logical as looking at naked ladies.

Gross

So.. the battle continues. Windows, Mac, you have both let me down and I am ashamed of both of you. Mac, go sit in the corner and get off your diamond throne and Windows, see a therapist.

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