Upgrades, Comments and Swine Flu, hurrah!!

OK, So I admit I have been gone for nearly a week and you all probably fisted yourselves out of furious anger (try saying that 3 times fast). However, fret no more my chubby funsters, I am back!

Although I did not contract that sexy ass swine flu that everyone has been passing around, I did happen to run directly into a cold that knocked me on my perfectly shaped globes. It could have been because of that weird meatless taco I found under the dog tag creator at Pet’s Mart, but I regret nothing. In fact, because I assumed that all of the hair and mold covering it was a sign of it’s long over due expiration, I made special note NOT to touch it, but to simply lick around the edges of its soft and creamy congealing ….. oh god it was sooooo good.

Now that I have returned, I am going to be kicking it into even higher gear, so if you happen to be one of (assuredly many) Facebookers who are tired of my blog posts, I only have this to say.

That taco was so good.

Or, alternatively, keep this in mind. People enjoy your inane postings as much as you enjoy mine. No one likes or appreciates anyone and that’s just life. Suck it up nerds!

In the meantime check out our new commenting system. You no longer have to register with WordPress (hurrah!!) and can now sign in and leave a comment from any of many social networking sites. So I expect to see some of you lazy mumblers commenting on here a little more, lest I be forced to message you with images of my face during day two of the taco induced sickness. I look bad enough as it is when I am healthy, but sick? Well, imagine my face with Rick Moranis’ rear plastered to it…

You’re gross.