Ebay selling Levi Johnston role play costume. Nothing says sexy like slightly used crap.

The Christmas holiday is quickly approaching us and if you are anything like me, you have done very little shopping… if any. Maybe you have been busy, sick or plan on skipping it this year because you’re dirt poor and live off of cans of creamed corn. Sure, that sounds oddly specific and I know what you are thinking and the answer is yes! I applied for food stamps not less than 20 minutes ago. Hurrah for a richly lead life!

However, if you happen to be one of those rich bastards that I keep hearing about, you have the chance to own a piece of history. Of course by “rich” I mean, do you have $50 or so bucks to purchase the infamous hockey pieces used in the Levi Johnstons “Where’s the dick?” photo shoot?

The pieces, owned by Josh Koll are now up for sale on Ebay. Before we move forward, let’s take a second and re read that last sentence. Take your time.

(More images after the jump)

Anything?

In case you missed it, I said “owned by”, which means that Playgirl didn’t even pony up the dough to buy their own props. They pretty much threw him in front of the camera, tossed some used crap his way and said, “Now act like you’re a walking advertisement for the importance of higher education.” Oh and then they took some crappy photos of the area where his butt should have been.

Levi has received a lot of flack for these lack luster photos, but upon hearing that he was not even given new props, I am starting to shift some of the blame towards Playgirl. At this point, I know what you’re thinking. “Why are you blogging about this so much, if you claim to dislike the pictures?”

I would have had a comeback prepared for that, but I was busy trying to figure out if I wanted to buy the gloves or the shoulder pads.

Definitely the shoulder pads. Swoon.

Josh has placed the items up onto Ebay for sale and he is asking a minimum bid of $50.00.

I wouldn’t mind owning something like this, so that the next time Chris and I want to have some sort of role play, I can throw on the shoulder pads and play the role of ass less fame whore. It would be a nice change from the usual, “Hey honey, why don’t you go put on that Sotomayer outfit and give me your closing arguments?”

So gross….

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