Sexism strikes scrubbing bubbles, feminists everywhere demand the end of loofahs!

I happen to find this Method ad funny, albeit creepy.  I guess that’s because I am a lecherous pervert, out for fresh vagina, or at least that is what I am supposed to think. After so much politically correct enlightenment, I have come to the conclusion I may be an ass, considering I find most everything funny while realizing a large percent of the people around me do not.

In light of this constant stream of blubbering fecundity, I am going to start adding these politically humorous affronts to the blog.  From now on, all things offensive to those without a thick skin shall be found under this heading and they shall also share the good honor of lifting my spirits. That is, of course, unless booze can be found and in such case, the booze shall do the lifting and the blog shall go to shit.

In the 50's, women were today's Hispanics.

Video after the jump!

This ad from Method, the more “environmentally friendly “cleaning company, has been pulled because it depicts aggressive sexuality and unwelcome advances on a woman…. by CGI chemical bubbles. Yes, you heard correct, bubbles. The bubbles are in fact so dangerous and sexually voracious, that every woman everywhere is being addressed as a dirty whore because of this commercial and thusly must take immediate action. Unless of course you are that red headed woman from Sex in The City… Something tells me she would side with these perverse bubbles.

It’s a red head thing really.

I won’t describe the commercial to you, because you can click the thing yourself, but be forewarned. If you do not find this offensive and insensitive, you are a disgusting pig person and Santa won’t bring you any presents this year. Then again, if you find this commercial funny, chances are you steal your Christmas presents anyway. Oh and you’re probably black.

Racism AND sexism! Oh no!

Did anyone else wonder to themselves, “If she was so uncomfortable, why did she get in the shower?” Now, I am not saying it’s akin to, “She was wearing a tight dress, so she asked for it.” However, if you don’t want to be seen naked or be gawked at,  don’t get into the shower and for gods sake, cover up your peasch!

Walking into this situation and being surprised at the outcome is like having nothing but gay friends and being surprised that your life is full of drama and obnoxious skinny men who think they are terribly clever by repeating lines from Glee.

You’re not funny skinny gay men and Glee is for mindless idiots with no intellectual depth.

Except that Jane Lynch, she is alright in my book.