“God hates Lady Gaga” claims Fred Phelps. “I hate Fred Phelps” claims everyone else.

Avert your eyes sinners lest you be further seduced by her wedge cut wig and sparkler titties!

Good ol’ Fred Phelps is at it again!

He and his Westboro Baptist “church” members have set their sights on the pop/performance artist Lady Gaga claiming she is some kind of evil, senseless whore who was sent forth to turn our younger generation’s hearts and minds away from God and toward her glittery peash.   All I can say is, wow.

Phelps’ church is currently in the midst of a campaign against Lady Gaga stating in a recent press statement their intentions to picket Lady Gaga’s next performance in St. Louis, MO on January 7.

“Thou hadst a whore’s forehead, thou refusedst to be ashamed…Will He reserve HIs anger forever? Will he keep it to the end? Behold, thou hast spoken and done evil things as thou couldest.” Jer 3:3,5

“Art” and “fashion” are the euphemisms, the guise under which proud whore Lady Gaga teaches rebellion against God (incidentally, her claim to the title of “lady” is sound only if she tacks on “of the night,” thereby alluding to another euphemism of what she is.) As much as she’d like to pretend otherwise, there’s nothing new or different about this particular hussy’s pretentious prancing. Does the simple slut truly think that she can change God’s standards by seducing a generation of rebels into joining her in fist-raised, stiff-necked, hard-hearted rebellion against Him? Get real!

Even as she gives lip-service to “liberating” her young fans, Lady Gaga brings them into slavery to their own corruption, teaching them to glory in their shame. She hates you! “For when they speak great swelling words of vanity, they allure through the lusts of the flesh, through much wantonness…While they promise them liberty, they themselves are the servants of corruption!” 2 Pet. 2:18-19

YOU’RE GOING TO HELL.

You can check out the official press release here.

Lady Gaga aside, you’d have to be living under a rock not to have heard about these truly wonderful people by now.  The warmth of their hearts pours out upon the world in such forms as their signature “God Hates Fags” and “God is America’s Terror” signs.  If however you find yourself still not knowing anything about Fred Phelps or his church then here’s a link to the official Westboro Baptist Church website and you can see all the Christ-like-ness for yourself.

It took me quite some time before I actually checked out their website myself.  The water cooler stories, CNN interviews and my vivid imagination were, I thought, enough to paint a pretty accurate picture of Phelps and his church…turns out I was way off.  There’s an entire untapped well of seething ignorance and hatred underneath the surface just waiting to be explored.

What cracks me up most is their website–it’s pretty sophisticated for a bunch of lunatics.  I mean, they’ve got some reasonably advanced web design from what I gather which absolutely befuddles me.  Who the hell would build and design their site for them?  It had to be someone within the church because no sane person on the outside would and if so, what douche bag from their clan actually went out into the real world, went to school and got a degree in web design or, in a more realistic scenario, a vocational school certificate, then came back and built this shit?

All this nonsense makes me miss the days when Madonna was just a “slut” and the Catholic Church knew it but they kept their mouths shut anyway.

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