I am a huge fan of Cream of Wheat, mainly because I am so broke it is all I eat anymore. I have lost 6 pounds in the last two weeks, so Cream of Wheat can stick around for a little while longer. Sometimes it leaves me jittery and paranoid, but that may be due to the fact that I eat it with Adderal and Koolaid. Whatever the case may be, people don’t tell “Holy shit! Is that Jupiter!?” to me when I go for walks anymore. That’s progress people.
This sketch from the Punchy Players is classic. I saw this on Joe.My.God and I just had to post it, considering how much you fags love Judy Garland and Cream of Wheat.

