Demetrius Byrd don’t has good englash.

Demetrius Byrd is a “wide receiver” in a sport called Football. In this sport, there is a team known as the San Diego Chargers and, from what I gather from the story, they cut him because he sucked. However, his release from the team is not what is important here. I could give a flying (something explicit) about football. After reading this story, I was knocked back by the immense amount of murder that happened to be following in his verbal trail. Demetrius Byrd has murdered the English language.

There was some controversy surrounding some tweets that Mr. Byrd had made, involving the child singer thing, Justin Bieber. Apparently, Demetrius had made a comment (jokingly it seems) asking whether or not it made him gay because he happened to enjoy Biebers music. My answer to that question would be no. It makes you a child with horrible taste, but gay? No, I think not. At this point you may be wondering why this is news and in all truth, it really isn’t. However, the tweets and their colorful phrasing were so horrendous in their denial of basic English, I couldn’t resist. Take a look.

“Hey twitt fam is it gay to like justin bieber? Cuz I’m not gay but I’m feelin dat baby sng dat shit rockin right now on my cd also.”

When allegations went around claiming that it was this tweet that got him cut from the fooserball team, he had this to say.

“TO ALL U PPL WHO THINK I GOT CUT CUZ OF THAT TWEET FUCK YALL I’M PISSED…..THANKS TO U NO DATS DUMB.”

And then, just in case you missed his reply, he was gracious enough to give us more details.

Just read this thing about me b n cut cuz I tweeted sumthin bout likin Justin Bieber I dnt like fool like dat I dnt swing that way I was talkin bout dat new song wit ludacris. But ppl need to get a life lol that’s why San Diego cut lol C’Mon Son ppl a trip now u ppl run and quote this from me thanks AJ 4 drafted me makin my dream come to tru in a comma last draft wow but dat tweet I just asked my followers wat they think ppl can’t ask shit wow God Bless Haters.

Seriously? I am not even going to use profanity for this, that’s how bat shit crazy it is. Oops.

How in the world can a person think it is even remotely acceptable or mature to talk like this? I don’t even have any jokes about this, that’s how bad this is. This man, this Byrd man right here, is the progenitor to the people in the movie Idiocracy. I mean, really. How in the world do you get through life with this English skills? No, no… you know what? Skills is the wrong word. Skill implies that you have some ability in what it is you do and ability is obviously not what Mr Byrd has going on. Someone needs to take the faseball from his lapel coat and send his dumb ass back to school. Hell, instead of throwing around the Faceball during practice, try throwing a dictionary.

Don’t catch it though. Maybe stupidity can be cured by osmosis.