Iceland laughs at our attempts to pronounce their stupid drunk language.

Eyjafjallajokull

Let me preface this by saying, “I love Iceland and Bjork is just swell.”

Now that we have put that behind us, it’s time to laugh at the world and it’s attempts to pronounce the volcano that recently erupted in Iceland. I have seen this thing written down and  it sounds like someone was trying to transcribe the sound a whore makes after performing fellatio on 100 different men in a short period of time. Imagine it, a court stenographer sitting quietly trying to type the very sound that would fall from those exhausted lips.

That is just nasty.

In all fairness, the name of this volcano is hideous and it would be more fair to laugh at the people who named it than those who can’t pronounce it. It’s the same thing as dressing up in drag and creating a gaudy character out of it, then mocking your friends because they make prettier women than you do. It’s not them that failed, it’s you. It’s you Iceland. Watch the video here.