In 2012, Adam Lambert destroys the world

Apparently Adam Lambert’s new song “Time for Miracles” is going to be a part of the 2012 soundtrack. Right away, you would expect something with loud orchestral booms and violins, peppered with drums. Instead, we are treated to something that looks like it was created for a movie about a couple accepting the fact that their infant son was born with two heads… and one of them was black. To make matters worse, there is a trailer circulating that places his new song over the spectacular destruction of Los Angeles, which is completely illogical. Everyone knows that Los Angeles will burn to the ground while Britney Spear’s “Circus” plays in the background. Get it right Adam…. this is exactly why you didn’t win Dancing with the Stars.

He was on that show… right?

I am hoping this is a gag or maybe it was made by a fan. If it wasn’t and this is actually a real promotional stunt… well I don’t have anything smart-ass to say. You heard it here… speechless.

Here is the actual music video, whose background action seems to show that the producers of 2012 may have made the above video. It’s hard to sing,  “I am not going to give up on love” while the Earth is collapsing into itself. Unless of course he means masturbation, in which case I am totally with him. If you notice the neighborhood is being sucked up into the center of the planet, I would squeeze one out too.

“Time for Miracles”