3D Dot Game Heroes – Japan is a size queen

This video game trailer is all kinds of crazy, cool and stupid. The game will debut on the PS3 and looks a lot like The Legend of Zelda. Any fans of the Zelda games will notice the similarities between the music of this game and the prancing green elf himself. It gets even better when the Japanese announcer goes bat shit crazy when the heroes sword gets bigger and bigger. Proving, once again, that even Asian people can be size queens. (Because most Asian guys have little hang dangs… you got the joke… right?)

I do not own a PS3 as I am too broke to own anything outside of an old Neo Geo, but if any of my fellow gamer nerd friends own one, I demand that you buy this game, so I too, can be overcome by this magnificent growing sword. It is rumored to be released in the States, but as most awesomely odd Japanese games do not…. we shall see.

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