Chris carves some shit into a pumpkin. I get jealous.
Once again Chris has to go out of his way to prove how talented he is and make me feel as gifted as short kid with a big weenie. Sure, a big weenie has its purpose, but who is going to give a short person the time of day to even find out they have a big old dog dork down there? I know I sure as hell wouldn’t. (That means stop calling me Elijah Wood)
Yet again, Chris set his mind to something artistic and I watched in jealousy.
I was going to try and one up him, by carving my own pumpkin, but I just watched First Wives club instead.
Talented asshole.
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