My iPhone is picturing you naked and it just threw up.

Why no... these are prescription. Why do you ask?

If you thought that owning an iPhone made you a douche bag before, just wait. With the acquisition of this new iPhone app, you can turn your perversity to full on eye rape. According to this bald dude, there is a new app on the way for the iPhone that would be the ultimate in augmented reality. The program will supposedly record live video or take a live image and show you what the subject looks like, under the clothes. Which is scientific for naked time. Imagine how fun your next family argument will be when you can pull the, “Its hard for me to take someone with man tits seriously” card. Cut to you being removed from the house and knowing what your moms junk looks like.

Shudder*

There, I placated my imagination long enough, but it’s time to get back to reality. Obviously this is a joke or some sort of publicity stunt. The iPhone or any other consumer device available, does not have the capability to do this. It is, however, one hell of a job and kudos go to the pranksters. I recall several years ago when people where using a cameras night vision, during the day, to see under the clothes of their victims. The technique did not work that well and it showed mainly panties and skin, nothing to run home and squeeze one out too. Women also happened to be the targets of these pranks, so double eww.

Yes women, your bodies are oddly shaped and repulsive. It has to be true, because I read that somewhere on the internet.

Oh right, it was here.

Sexism and titties aside, I would be the first person to buy an iPhone just to have this app as there are several friends on my Facebook account that I would pay to see naked. 24 hour access to porn and Michael Bay movies have destroyed my imagination. Ahh, oh well. Here is some video showing the magical app in action.

P.S Stop arguing amongst yourselves about which of you I would want to see naked. If you are a male, chances are you are on the list. This includes fatties.