Carrie Prejean storms off Larry King Live, confuses stage lights for Jesus Christ.

Carrie Prejean, self professed innocent mouth piece of god, has once against stepped into a pile of her own bullshit. This poor girl just can’t get a break and if I were her, I would be furious that god set me up only to be an idiotic bimbo with fake boobs.

After TMZ announced that Miss Prejean had made a sex tape, she quickly dropped her suit against Miss California USA. Awkward… apparently her mother was also in the room while the tape was being played. Double awkward…

Now Carrie has a new book out entitled, “Still Standing” and she has been traveling around the country trying her hardest to publicize this thing. It took me several minutes to find any mention of it online and that was only after several websites led me to products for anal douching. That just can’t be good news, especially in the world of publishing. Unless, of course, you are publishing a book about anal douche, then.. JACKPOT!

This week she found herself on the Larry King Live show, where she quickly made a public ass out of herself once again. Not only did she refuse to answer some simple and innocent questions about her lawsuit, but she went on to call Larry King “inappropriate”. Her thought process?

Larry King – “Thank you for appearing on my talk show tonight Carrie. I have a few questions for you regarding the recent news about you and your lawsuit against Miss California USA.”

Carrie – “You want to ask me questions on a talk show?! JEWS! ALL OF YOU!”

This is obviously a very naive and childish take on her internal monologue and we all know it would have gone something more like this.

Carrie – “Where am I?”

There you go.

Later on in the night, Anderson Cooper discuses the illogical behavior of Miss Prejean.

May I suggest a title for your second book?

“How I learned to shut the hell up.”