38 more acts of indecency. How Carrie Prejean flicked the bean and flipped off America.

Full of shit, Full of saline

In her newly released book Carrie wrote, “God gave us our bodies, and it’s perfectly right that we use them in ways where we can give glory to God by making our bodies, our temples of the Holy Spirit, strong and fast.”

Ha!

Not only was she caught red fingered(?) with a masturbation video after she had spent the last year traveling around as the christian mouth piece of hypocrisy, but now she has been caught red handed 38 more times. Apparently, when she had claimed she had felt horrible for the video, she had to engage in naked sexomania another 38 more times until the moral lessons had set in. I can relate to that, because sometimes I have to masturbate 2 – 3 times before I really feel at peace. Carrie and I are like lone sex warriors, except I never claimed to be a virgin. I just lament it.

TMZ has obtained several more pictures and major porn company Vivid Entertainment has somehow gotten their hands on a copy of her alleged finger walking wank session. There have been several stories circulating that Prejean was only 17 during the filming of these videos, but more and more evidence is surfacing that she was of legal age to pleasure herself for the enjoyment of others. I just barfed a little.

Now, these TMZ photos have not been found by myself and I won’t be posting them on here because I really don’t want to see some naked idiot talking out of their ass. I can just as easily do that in the shower by myself. However, if I do come across them, I may link to them in the hopes that even more people see this ideologue for what she is.

Let this be a lesson to all of you holy rollers. Keep your faith to yourself and don’t step on the rights of others. If you can’t follow these simple rules then I suggest you create a time machine and go back through your life, making sure you don’t do anything remotely sexual, lest we find your perversity and show the world the hypocritical bitch you are.