Levi Johnston is going to show you his penis and by “you”, I mean “Yes Please”.

It is official, Levi Johnston’s playgirl shoot is going to show us “more than we were expecting”. As I was expecting him to be photographed mid homo coitus, I count myself as mildly excited. This is nothing personal towards Levi, even though he is a rather good looking guy. It has everything to do with the fact that I enjoy seeing most anyone naked. Except of course, myself. Shudder…

We unfortunately have to wait a whole week before the issue is available for purchase, but I may just leave my dark blogging den to go and purchase said nudity. I have this odd fantasy in my mind that his penis has a hunters cap and a camo jacket on, rendering it invisible. At first you would think this would ruin the fantasy, but that just shows you are unimaginative and no one wants to sleep with you. I know, I asked and everyone replied, “Hell no, they suck.”

Nothing says sexy like, ‘Hey, where did your penis go?”.

See? Two men, one shirtless and one naked. This is gay and disgusting.

Seriously though. I think I have a man crush. There is something about big, dumb, corn fed guys that make me wish I still had a vagina.