Personal Responsibility is a myth! If porn stars don’t wear condoms, I won’t either.

A California advisory board has convened and is building the framework for the regulation of the the porn industry. For years, many have claimed the porn industry has run rampant with dangerous practices and is long overdue for regulatory oversight. I am in favor of oversight, if it is necessary. Mandatory STD testing and proper protection for employees and performers should be enacted, in regards to full acknowledgment of their employers expectations and their own responsibility. However, there are open calls to create a law forcing all adult film actors to wear protection in their films.  The logic is that people watch bareback porn and thus engage in bareback sex, because watching a video effectively removes all personal responsibility.

I understand that HIV rates are no longer shrinking and the public in general has a blase attitude towards the disease, but to assume people engage in bareback sex because of a video and not a lack of personal control is faulty and lazy reasoning. People engage in unprotected sex because it feels much better than protected sex, period. I have never met a gay men who openly stated, “I love the feel of joyless sex and condoms are the bees knees! However, I really want to be popular and when I see whores on tv do it unprotected, it makes me want to fit in. I really desire popularity above my personal health.” It is one thing to regulate STD testing and another to strip the public of yet another expectation of personal responsibility. If you engage in risky behavior, you are more than aware of the risks associated with that choice and it would be childish to blame pornography for your own short comings.

We demand so little of our populace as it is and the more we continue to treat them like children, the more we will have to step up and protect them from themselves. HIV and AIDS are very serious issues that require proper dissemination of information and a well informed community, but to claim that bareback sex makes one act without will is the same as claiming that Halo causes children to become violent.  I happen to be a fan of pornography and it has kept me out of trouble through out my life, but I have no real interest in whether or not actors wear condoms. The problem with this comes down to creating another path towards a nanny state in which we remove the public from the realm of personal responsibility. Grown adults are responsible for their own lives and their own action Us.ntil we demand more of our public, they will continue to find a scapegoat for their own failures.

How do you feel about this? Are you in favor of this law? If so, why?

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Meet Pat, the worlds first genderless person

Ok so (his, her?) name isn’t Pat, but I couldn’t resist.

Meet Norrie May-Welby, the worlds first genderless person, also known as a neuter. Norrie was born a man 48 years ago, but had a sexual reassignment surgery at age 28, only to change hirms mind and become classified as genderless. I really am not trying to be obnoxious with all the pronoun jokes, but I have no idea what the proper English word would be in this case. Considering Norrie is now classified as a neuter, I will use the term “ner” in place of him or her. Hurrah! Politically correct and proper English… kinda.

Norrie resides in South Wales, Australia and has asked state officials to change the information on ners birth certificate to reflect ners gender reassignment. When asked why ner had the change legally recognized, ner said it was to preempt any legal or passport issues that may arise when ner traveled abroad.  Norrie had this to say,

If I need to show identity documents, I certainly don’t want details that are false, for this will only cause trouble when officials realize I don’t match my documents.

If my passport, for example, states that I am female, I may be detained when traveling if the local jurisdiction classes me based on the gender assigned at birth, or if my physically noticeable masculine aspects (for example, my Adam’s apple, or my broad chest) are noticed.

If the passport states male, again there is a dissonance with my physical form, castration having had a feminizing effect, and I am usually moving and talking in a feminine manner.

This entire article asks the question,  ”Just what is gender identity and what does it mean to us?”.  Considering that no two genders are exactly alike and we only share genetic markers that are classified as male or female, it puts an interesting twist on human sexuality and gender.  I don’t know how I feel about this, mainly because I don’t understand it, but as long as Norrie is happy, more power to ner.

Live and let live I say. That being said, I could never say good bye to my penis. I love ner too much.

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All I want for Christmas is a naked midget.

There, I said it. We all have things we are ashamed to admit in public, well now I am guilt free. It could be the fact that it’s 6 am, that I am hungry or that I took a weird hairy pill I found under the fridge, but whatever the case may be, I felt like being honest.

Don’t you look at me like that.

Chris keeps asking me what I really want for Christmas and there it is. I want to open up a big old box, wrapped with a bow, only to find an elf inside. I am pretty sure he could pull this off, because I read somewhere that midgets don’t use as much air as us, so the box would be fine with one perfectly placed breathing hole.

I expect this for Christmas, let it be known.

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Ebay selling Levi Johnston role play costume. Nothing says sexy like slightly used crap.

The Christmas holiday is quickly approaching us and if you are anything like me, you have done very little shopping… if any. Maybe you have been busy, sick or plan on skipping it this year because you’re dirt poor and live off of cans of creamed corn. Sure, that sounds oddly specific and I know what you are thinking and the answer is yes! I applied for food stamps not less than 20 minutes ago. Hurrah for a richly lead life!

However, if you happen to be one of those rich bastards that I keep hearing about, you have the chance to own a piece of history. Of course by “rich” I mean, do you have $50 or so bucks to purchase the infamous hockey pieces used in the Levi Johnstons “Where’s the dick?” photo shoot?

The pieces, owned by Josh Koll are now up for sale on Ebay. Before we move forward, let’s take a second and re read that last sentence. Take your time.

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Levi Johnston is naked AGAIN, people with bad taste get a chubby.

So, Levi Johnston has had a few extra images from his Playgirl shoot released. I won’t go into great detail about them, because you can see them for yourselves. I will say this however, I don’t feel ugly when I step out of the shower anymore. Apparently, I too can be a Playgirl model, all while not showing my junk.

Although his butt looks SLIGHTLY nicer in these shots, they are still nothing spectacular. I don’t want to come across like a perv, but if you’re going to get naked, you don’t leave your socks on and IF you leave your socks on, I want my money back.  Show us the wiener so I can move past this disappointing chapter in my life.

Do you ever see so much nudity and porn, that you just start to ignore it and find it all becomes just blah to you?

Yeah me neither.

I don’t want to post these images for copyright infringement precautions, although they are ALL OVER the Internet at this point. So I will link to them if you wish to feel a subtle amount of sexuality rush to your groin, only to give up half way and evaporate into a puddle of “eh”. However, since I was gone for so long and I am sure some of you are too busy to be searching for these dull drums, I will post one of them here for you. Yeah, I know… you love me. I will post what I consider to be the best shot. (Which isn’t saying much) Oh snap Levi! Picture after the jump.

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6′ 8″ woman arrives for photo shoot, considers eating smaller, more petite model as snack.

Have I mentioned lately that I HATE it when men are taller than me? Because, I really really hate it. When I see people that are taller than me, I want to walk up to them and say, “Oh you think you’re so cool because you happen to be taller than me?! Oh well you know what!? I don’t know you, I don’t know you! I don’t have to fucking impress you!”

There is nothing worse for a mans self esteem than to meet someone for the first time, only to realize upon closer proximity, that by the time you reach your new friend… your face will be firmly planted in their crotch. Sure, that sounds hot and depending on the guy, it can be, but what if I were meeting a fat guy? Or maybe one of those really flamboyant African Americans from France? You know… the gay ones? (shudder)

At 6’2″ (no matter what my friend Barry may say) I consider myself a relatively tall man AND if I roll out my dick and stand on it, that gives me another good foot or so of height. Honestly though, how appropriate is it for me to be doing that during a job interview?

“Hi, my name is Justice and I am here to sell digital cameras to poor people whose lives are so miserable, that they really shouldn’t be taking pictures of their sad existence to remember in the first place.”

“Why yes, that is my penis.”

“Thank you, I understand and will vacate the premises immediately.”

Meanwhile, as I am trying to paint an exciting lead up to this story, you are all imagining me naked. Which is really sad, because if you would simply email me, I would gladly send you some great photos. You really are sick people.

Anyway, this Amazon queen comes in at a staggering 6’8″ , while her petite munchkin model friend barely reaches her stomach. Amazon Eve, as this V looking woman goes by, took part this weekend in a photo shoot for the Australian magazine, Zoo Weekly. How terribly appropriate.

Enjoy the video below and after words, maybe you can tell me why they chose such sexy and seductive music.

Now that you have watched the video with their music, play it again but turn the volume all the way down and play this in the background.

YAY!!!!!!

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Adam Lambert to America, “I am not your babysitter.” CBS gets boner from lesbian kiss.

Adam Lambert sat down with some white woman on the Early Show and was impressively mature and intelligent. Not that I would think he would be anything other, but for as much as I post about him on here, I know very little about the man off  stage.

Adam held his own, in what appeared to be, a situation where the interviewer was attempting to push an agenda or hoping to make him feel guilty for his AMA performance. Once you watch the video, her bias is hard to ignore, but that could just be me paying attention and using my ears.. who knows?

When pressed about the issue Adam stated that he wasn’t a babysitter and that it was the job of the parents to be watching their own children, especially considering his performance appeared at almost 11 o clock at night. Parents in America are notorious for blaming television for the things that are being shown to their children, rarely taking responsibility for their child’s viewing habits.  This blame game reaches well beyond the gamut of live television or even sitcoms. Family Guy is often bombarded with this kind of lazy parenting and the show even references this from time to time.

Other than coming off non apologetic and intelligent, something else happened in this clip that you may have missed.

CBS blurred out the male on male kiss from Adam’s performance, but had no issue showing the Madonna/Britney incident from years earlier. This is even more noteworthy considering Adam draws attention to the apparent double standard in television and pop music, during his interview. CBS had responded to the double standard with this.

“We gave this some real thought. The Madonna image is very familiar and has appeared countless times including many times on morning television. The Adam Lambert image is a subject of great current controversy, has not been nearly as widely disseminated, and for all we know, may still lead to legal consequences.”

The logic behind this is questionable, simply being that if it was the act that was inappropriate and not the amount of times it was viewed, both images should have been deemed inappropriate. Homophobia is alive and well, no matter how often people attempt to paint Hollywood as a liberal bastion of gay sex. Trust me… it’s not. I lived there and I was rarely offered free homosexual sex… and you know I tried!

Gross.

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Video game characters have better sex than I do -or- Gay sex hits your PS3

These images may be NSFW, depending on your tastes. There is no nudity, but there is suggestive imagery. Scroll down at your own risk.

There has been a slow increase of gay characters and gay themes in video games of late.  Just this year the Sims 3 introduced the idea of gay marriage, although same sex relationships had been a part of the game mechanics since the original.

The last game I had played, in which you could make your character homosexual, was Fable. The ensuing sex scenes, although they faded to black, had some comical, if not misleading, audio. I have never once heard anyone utter the words, “Oh, it’s so big” to me during the act of love making. I have also never used the term “love making” before tonight.

This video is from Fable 2, but it illustrates the point.

However, all of that is old news as Dragon Age: Origins includes a full on sex scene. Yes… a gay sex scene.

“Dragon Age” is the name given to the time period in which the game takes place. It was named so because, at the beginning of the age, dragons re-appeared in the world after being thought extinct. The game is not all about dragons, though of course dragons do play a role in the story. Dragons are rare and dangerous creatures, and their fantastical nature is evocative of what our game is all about – hence the title.

The video is pretty graphic for a game, although it doesn’t show anything. It does, however, rely on a lot of suggestion.

After watching the video several questions had been answered for me. I had long believed all elves to be bottoms and now I know.

However. I am left with one question?

Are all of the Elves in Dragon Age from the gayest part of Spain? If so… boo.

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