Watch: Sarah Palin supporters prove why they are Sarah Palin supporters.

Wow…. I am at a loss for words…. seriously.

I just don’t know how someone, let alone so many, could be so ignorant of the world around them. I believe there are too many gems in this video to use one or two that would actively portray the terrifying stupidity of these people. Watching this video is like watching a newsman report on mass hysteria at a special education school.  These people have no right to call themselves Americans and I don’t care how horrible this may sound, but we need to implement laws that dictate an extensive amount of education be reached before one is allowed to vote, or even possibly reproduce.

Stupid people are everywhere and there are plenty of unintelligent nobs that voted for Obama, yet grasp the same educational level of these Wal Mart mouth breathers. The only difference?

Obama doesn’t mirror the lesser of his base, Sarah Palin does.

After watching this video I wonder if a Socialist, Marxist,Leninist is the same thing as an obese, Caucasian, skinny, black guy.

I hope that Palin runs, effectively drawing even more of the Republican base away from whatever old white guy they throw up there.

“When you are right, you don’t have to compromise.” I think this sums up the arrogance of our lazy nation quite nicely.

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How Sarah Palin could win the 2012 Election: Everyone got their purple Kool-Aid ready?!

“How Sarah Palin might win the White House” is an insightful and nerve wracking article written by Matthew Dowd at The Washington Post about the possibility of having Sarah Palin as our next president.

Hmm, President Palin…this is a scary, but totally a possible scenario.  So is this:  Sarah De Vil.  Just watch, she’ll get into office and this will happen.  This is a pretty frightening scenario too: The Mormons got the afterlife right!… or worse, I’ll never be thin again!

 

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Sarah Palin thinks you’re an asshole. Yes, you.

Sarah Palin has a new book out and no one wants it. (Insert shock and surprise here)

The book has not even landed in stores yet and it’s already discounted 40% off the original retail price. I don’t know much about publication, but I would consider that a 1,2 punch in the “shut the hell up Sarah Palin” gut. I suggest she pray to Jesus and demand he stop spying on gay marriages and take up a post at Harper Collins.

In her book, Palin covers a wide swath of America in her generalized disgust with anyone with a college education or mediocre belief in science. From bloggers to the “Liberal Media Elite”, Sarah Palin makes many a baseless claims about those who simply decided to call her nonsense and partisan idiocracy as they saw it. Much of this started with Tina Fey’s impersonation of her on SNL and seemed to snowball from there.

According to Palin, SNL was out to get her and maliciously transformed her , “Drill, Baby, Drill” mantra into something perverse and sexual. Apparently a sexual innuendo is worse than lacking the intellectual integrity to admit that fossil fuels will be the downfall of our country and that destroying the environment for a dirty fuel is probably not the best option. She goes on to insult SNL, claiming that she expected more of them. Obviously she hasn’t watched the show in some time.

Sadly, I have to admit I agree with her, in some ways.

Of course SNL is rarely funny anymore and we all know who to blame for that, but it’s not that she expected SNL to be funnier in this case, simply that she was upset that she was being skewered for being an uneducated plebeian.

Palin had very little to say about bloggers, that did not sound as if it had been dipped in an ink well of poisonous envy. While the media has been ridiculous in their treatment of her from time to time (as demonstrated below), her treatment was no more intellectually dishonest than the treatment Bush and Cheney had received from an ill prepared and lazy media. She continues to claim that she was treated poorly because she was a woman and that the media had a love affair with Obama, when the truth of the matter was very simple.

America and the media had been overwhelmed with Christian theology and intellectual suicide for the previous 8 years and they didn’t want any more “good ol boy” political stupidity. Palin’s inability to accept that she lost her bid for the vice presidency, because of her personality and intelligence, is a telling sign of her fading presence in reality.

This video clearly shows that the media disliked her as this was not worth considering “news worthy”. It’s even worse when you consider that turkey murder had to be censored so that Americans wouldn’t feel bad or be forced to accept where their food comes from. This very simple act is very indicative of the medias coddling of the American psyche.

There were plenty and I mean PLENTY of other news worthy stories  they could have focused on to discredit this woman. However, making this stupid video a youtube sensation was poor journalism. Oh and who the hell pardons a turkey? I digress.

However she felt about the MSM and liberal bloggers, it was nothing compared to her disdain for Katie Couric.

“Though Katie edited out substantive answers, she dutifully kept in the moments where I wore my annoyance on my sleeve…. There was much Katie appeared not to know, or care to hear about.”

[snip]

“But Katie wasn’t interested in discussing these issues. And when I did, she didn’t air them. Instead, when I tried to describe frequent Russian incursions by figuratively referring to Vladimir Putin entering our airspace, CBS researched the Russian leader’s actual flight over the United States and called my statement inaccurate. And when I referenced Alaska’s narrow maritime border to describe our close proximity to other nations, CBS reported that the Coast Guard monitored the border and not the governor.”

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“But Katie’s purpose – shared by most media types – seemed to be to frame a ‘gotcha’ moment. And it worked. Instead of my scoring points for John McCain, I knew that I had let the team down.”

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“I don’t think she really wanted to hear my answer because she interrupted me five times as I tried to give it. The badgering had begun. This is really annoying me, I thought. Then she asked me about abortion and the morning-after pill twelve times. Twelve different times.”

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“I answered as graciously and as patiently as I could. Each time, I reiterated my pro-life, pro-woman, pro-adoption position. But no matter how many ways I tried to say it, Katie responded by asking her question again in a slightly different way. I began to feel like I was in the movie Groundhog Day.”

I have watched the infamous Katie Couric interview several times and it would have taken a miracle in order for Palin to come off intelligent.  Her responses, no matter how many erroneous claims of editor bias she lobs, were poorly thought out and respective of her passion for intellectual exploration and curiosity. In Short, the woman was way out of her league and a blind, deaf immigrant would have been able to discern that. It wasn’t Katie Couric that ruined Palin’s career, it was Sarah Palin.

As horribly enjoyable as her fall has been, I do not have any misgivings about the woman. She is incredibly ambitious and she has no plans of vanishing anytime soon. I would not be surprised if we see her on the Republican ticket in 2012, even if she has to create an offshoot of the already disjointed party. As bloggers, we must keep the media on its toes and keep the conversation going.

America has a terrible memory and in 3 years they may very well forget the train wreck that was and will undoubtedly be again, Sarah Palin.

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Gavin drops gavel on governor grab

Gavin Newsom has announced his withdrawal from the California governors race. I am somewhat disheartened to hear this, because I have always been a fan of Mr Newsom and it has little to do with this support for gay rights. (Obama, take note as to what a fierce advocate really looks like).

Mr. Newsom has cited trouble setting a solid foothold since he started his campaign almost a year ago. Outside of San Francisco, he has had little support and it’s not hard to see why. Most non San Franciscans have little idea what kind of mayor he has been and what they know of him, they associate with LGBT rights. His campaign was off to a rocky start, having trouble raising funds, even from his own home district.

I am sad to see this happen, but I wish Mr Newsom to know that history will judge him fair fairer than any governors seat could provide. Thank you for your great service and don’t stop here.

SAN FRANCISCO — San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom, who propelled the debate over gay marriage but struggled to find a popular message outside the San Francisco Bay area, dropped his bid for California governor on Friday.

The development leaves Attorney General Jerry Brown, who has formed an exploratory committee, as the only Democrat making a serious bid to succeed Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger next year.

A statement issued by Newsom’s campaign said he was unable to devote the time needed to run an effective campaign, citing “a young family and responsibilities at City Hall.”

“This is not an easy decision,” he said. “But it is one made with the best intentions for my wife, my daughter, the residents of the city and county of San Francisco, and California Democrats.”

His announcement was not a surprise to those following the Democratic campaign. Newsom, 42, was unable to find the same popularity throughout California that he enjoys in his home city.

Read the entire article at The Huffington Post

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“One of them”

This is an old opinion piece that I had written back during the 2008 election. It doesn’ hold a tremendous amount of weight, in terms of current events, but it offers an interesting glimpse into my opinions of Obama then, compared to them now. Little has changed, other than my hope in him is slightly less now, than it was then. Never the less, there is frustration in this tongue that often finds few ears who care enough to listen.

Everyone needs to vent.

God doesn’t seem to have time for much of anything anymore, except for random appearances in a food item or stain. Most of the day he is out blessing America, as quickly as our politicians can demand it.

In a world where religion has become a Prada bag and Jesus is the new carry-all, I think we can safely say God is meaningless as a statement of faith. The majority of politicians in office are neither religious, nor concerned with your well being. The con of man in the last 60 years of American politics is the unspoken truth that most Americans are far too lazy and uneducated to be troubled with the truth or even bothered to admit their politicians neither share their values or their concerns. A quick trip to Wal-Mart can net you all of the materials you need to run for office, more so if you plan sliding by on the Republican ticket.

A crucifix to attract the faithful, a pocket Bible to allow quick access to “honest truth” and a few baseball hats to be seen wearing in public. How else are we ever going to know that you are an average Joe,  “Just like us”? Make sure to keep the receipt, as it shows that you shop only American stores, stocked with the best goods China can make!

In an age where religion is trying it’s best to kill its other bastardized cousins, we are lambasted daily by their messages of peace and unconditional love. Barring of course, it’s discovered, you are not one of them.

We all listened to John McCain talk endlessly of the horrors he endured as a P.O.W, so much to the point that some of us wish he had gone mute from the trauma. We get it John, torture is a horrible thing that no one should ever endure, unless of course its “one of them”. McCain is so against torture in fact that he has said many times how wrong and inhumane it is, that no one using such devises should be allowed sanctuary. That hasn’t stopped him from being close friends of Senor Bush, who thinks simulated drowning is a kin to a ride in Hurricane Harbors “Lazy River”. Will McCain head any counsels demanding that Bush and his officials be held accountable for their actions? Of course not. No one wants to ridicule the retarded cousin, that’s just cruel. If only Obama had Karl Rove on his side, maybe then we would see ads in which a deep and troubling voice would say, ‘John McCain doesn’t even have the common sense not to get tortured. Is this the man you want running your country?”

If the tables were turned, you can be damn sure that would be the case.

It’s also ironic that the “party of God” holds so dearly to their crosses and religious iconography. Most of them completely unaware that the word crucifix is derived from the Latin word cruciare, meaning to torture. Named after the crosses the Romans used to torture their victims upon, leaving them to die. The same crosses Jesus had supposedly been killed upon himself. Now the party tries desperately to distance itself from those pathetic acts of torture perpetuated by the president (a member of their party), while their candidate speaks as a victim of torture himself. All this, while speaking of their great faith of the man who was tortured on the cross. McCain wouldn’t dare hold Bush accountable for this breach of the Geneva Convention because red necks across the country applaud him for “doing what had to be done.” Never mind the fact that a heinous act anywhere is an affront to god and their “faith” or the fact that those who tortured John McCain felt they had just as much right to do so as the Romans who killed Jesus. Something tells me all sides are covered in ideological shit.

In two hundred years, people will look back on this and judge us with a heightened sense of awareness and compassion towards our fellow man. They will see the short sided and selfish acts of half a nation desperately trying to secure its own safety at the cost of the rest of the world, the environment and human rights. The party of immediate results at the cost of the future.

Any woman who is voting for McCain primarily because he chose a woman as his VP, should never be allowed to vote again, just as any minority doing the same because Obama is black. People in this country tend to forget what an awesome right voting is and they throw it away. We vote on who has the best hair, the prettiest wife and who looks the most faithful. People talk about Obama and say he is elitist and too educated. I am not sure what strain of Stupidia they contracted, but the president of the United States should be well educated and if he comes off as elitist to you, it’s only because you are poorly uneducated, intellectually lazy and hold no command of your native language. I understand the last 8 years have lead you to believe the President is supposed to be an international joke, but I assure you, even dumb asses get lucky once in a while. While the Democrats are not offering leaps and bounds better compared to the Republicans, at least they expect to do the work themselves, instead of foolishly “giving it to god.” or blaming everything on “one of them.”
Once, in my life, I would love to see a candidate with more integrity than faith, more truth than talking points and more us than them.

Here’s to hoping.

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