Your ignorance will be the ruin of us all

It takes a special kind of “Christian” to applaud a campaign in which she acknowledges the hurt and suffering of millions of Americans.  How can you claim to love America so much when you so clearly hate Americans?

‘And thou shall screw on camera, then go unto the gays and smite them’ – Hypocriticus 10:13

It really is hard to be a champion of morality and god's word when your titties keep falling out "accidentally".

Well, well, well. It looks like god’s favorite beauty queen just can’t seem to keep her big ol fake boobehs out of trouble.

First she gave her honest opinion about gay marriage. (Which was completely within her right, no matter how bigoted)

Then, after experiencing a backlash, she started portraying herself as an innocent Christian victim who was the target of an evil, homosexual powered liberal media.

After that she joined N.O.M as a spokes person for “opposite marriage”, traveling around the country giving spotty speeches about god, the bible and that one black lady that played Florida from Good times.

It was around this time that she was dropped from Miss America for deciding she no longer needed to show up to her scheduled appearances, contrary to what her contract stated.

She played the victim some more, while still traveling the country and demonizing gays. Florida was no longer discussed.

We come to find that she had a boob job (that Miss California USA paid for) and she tried to deflect the controversy by doing absolutely nothing, losing some credibility among her obese and sanctimonious followers.

Just recently she sued Miss California USA and demanded 1 million dollars  and now this.

Carrie Prejean demanded more than a million dollars during her settlement negotiations with Miss California USA Pageant officials — that is, until the lawyer for the Pageant showed Carrie an XXX home video of her handiwork.

The video the lawyer showed Carrie is extremely graphic and has never been released publicly. We know that, because TMZ obtained the video months ago but decided not to post it because it was so racy. Let’s just say, Carrie has a promising solo career.

We’re told it took about 15 seconds for Carrie to jettison her demand and essentially walk away with nothing. As we first reported, the Pageant is paying around $100,000 to her lawyers and publicist — a fraction of her bills. She pockets nothing in the settlement.

Oops.

It couldn’t have happened to a nicer hypocrite.