If Apple were run by Orwell – iWatch

OK first off, before you read anything else, just scroll down and look at the eyes on the crazy woman who has been frozen, in time memorial, on that flash player screen. I don’t know if this was accidental or if they knew, just how creepy this ad was and then decided, “Eh, what the hell.  Add some more bat shit crazy to the mix. Go ahead and put Erika’s, big ol Gollum eyes as the default screen for the video.” (I assume her name is Erika, because every Erika I know has massive downe syndrome eyes.)

Nothing says, “I protect my community” like a woman who looks like she is about to lead you into the den of a massive spider, in the hopes of stealing your precious ring. Seriously, this woman’s eyes can see through time and space… while they are closed.

The LAPD is TRYING (key word) to create an environment, where people feel free and helpful by keeping an eye open for curious and out of place occurrences. As an Angelino, I can tell you that such a broad base for reporting will net half of the city and most all of West Hollywood. Especially that park by the library. I have seen more crazy things going on in that park, than anywhere else. Somewhere behind all those bushes, full of drunk peoples piss, is a terrorist plot waiting to happen.

The problem with this ad is that, besides coming off creepy, it makes the city look like a neurotic, paranoid pool of suspicious nuts. Imagine a city full of my grandmother. It was only 3 weeks ago that she called my mothers phone and instantly starting the conversation with, “Rape, Robbery and Murder, they are on the way.” All because she saw kids “doing the marijuana” outside her house. With this type of paranoid nuttery, everyone is going to find themselves on the boot end of an over zealous department of Homeland Security. I am looking at you Janet Naploeania… that’s how her name is spelled, right?

I won’t even venture a guess as to how this will effect my nightly runs by the courthouse, dressed head to toe in my bee keeper suit, practicing my yodeling.  I feel sorry for any Muslims who own a bomb delivery service, you are totally screwed…. and it won’t be by 72 woman.

Also, what’s with the blur placed around everyone’s head? I didn’t think that the background was so busy, as to warrant the need to edit it to draw more attention to the crazy placed 3 feet in front of the camera. No, no, nothing about this is right at all.