Study shows liberals have a higher IQ, the right retaliates by spelling faggot wrong.

This is a pretty interesting study and puts some questions forward that I have often wondered myself. If there is a genetic disposition to being traditionally selfish with ones resources, then why is it that typically liberal people tend to buck the genetic trend and reach out to strangers? According to the study, the more liberal you consider yourself, the higher your IQ, especially when compared to the conservative direction. It also addresses the concerns of many conservatives who claim that liberals control the media and most major entertainment and financial jobs. Without making any qualms about it, the author openly states this perceived paranoia to be true, as liberals, having a higher IQ, tend to get better paying jobs in which they are in control. It’s a good read if you take the time and you may leave with a different view of political influence on the mind.

Read the study after the jump.

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Obama is a socialist minded Muslim and the Anti-Christ.

The Muslim, Socialist, Anti Christ is here!

Constance McMillen’s day in court proves victorious.

Constance McMillen, the lesbian student who was denied the right to bring her girlfriend to her prom, has won her day in court.  The judge said that she had the right to attend the privately held prom, but did not force the school to reinstate the original, school sponsored, prom. Along with the ruling, students are allowed to wear outfits that would typically be reserved for someone of the same sex. This verdict comes on the heels of a similar reversal of position by a Georgia school district that had originally told 18 year old Derrick Martin that he could not attend prom with his bf.  I would not be surprised if all of this Constance business was a major factor in their reversal.  More on Constance’s victory from the ACLU.

U.S. District Judge Glen H. Davidson denied the ACLU’s request for a preliminary injunction. He said he’ll still hold a trial, but he did not set a date, meaning any ruling would likely come too late to have the prom when it was originally scheduled. Davidson did say in his order that the district had violated McMillen’s constitutional rights by denying her request to bring her girlfriend and wear a tuxedo. “We consider this a victory,” said ACLU Mississippi legal director Kristy Bennett. But Davidson said a private prom parents are now planning will serve the same purpose as the school prom. He wrote in his ruling that “requiring defendants to step back into a sponsorship role at this late date would only confuse and confound the community on the issue.”

Constance McMillen proving that lesbians too, have hands.

Demetrius Byrd don’t has good englash.

Demetrius Byrd is a “wide receiver” in a sport called Football. In this sport, there is a team known as the San Diego Chargers and, from what I gather from the story, they cut him because he sucked. However, his release from the team is not what is important here. I could give a flying (something explicit) about football. After reading this story, I was knocked back by the immense amount of murder that happened to be following in his verbal trail. Demetrius Byrd has murdered the English language.

There was some controversy surrounding some tweets that Mr. Byrd had made, involving the child singer thing, Justin Bieber. Apparently, Demetrius had made a comment (jokingly it seems) asking whether or not it made him gay because he happened to enjoy Biebers music. My answer to that question would be no. It makes you a child with horrible taste, but gay? No, I think not. At this point you may be wondering why this is news and in all truth, it really isn’t. However, the tweets and their colorful phrasing were so horrendous in their denial of basic English, I couldn’t resist. Take a look.

“Hey twitt fam is it gay to like justin bieber? Cuz I’m not gay but I’m feelin dat baby sng dat shit rockin right now on my cd also.”

When allegations went around claiming that it was this tweet that got him cut from the fooserball team, he had this to say.

“TO ALL U PPL WHO THINK I GOT CUT CUZ OF THAT TWEET FUCK YALL I’M PISSED…..THANKS TO U NO DATS DUMB.”

And then, just in case you missed his reply, he was gracious enough to give us more details.

Just read this thing about me b n cut cuz I tweeted sumthin bout likin Justin Bieber I dnt like fool like dat I dnt swing that way I was talkin bout dat new song wit ludacris. But ppl need to get a life lol that’s why San Diego cut lol C’Mon Son ppl a trip now u ppl run and quote this from me thanks AJ 4 drafted me makin my dream come to tru in a comma last draft wow but dat tweet I just asked my followers wat they think ppl can’t ask shit wow God Bless Haters.

Seriously? I am not even going to use profanity for this, that’s how bat shit crazy it is. Oops.

How in the world can a person think it is even remotely acceptable or mature to talk like this? I don’t even have any jokes about this, that’s how bad this is. This man, this Byrd man right here, is the progenitor to the people in the movie Idiocracy. I mean, really. How in the world do you get through life with this English skills? No, no… you know what? Skills is the wrong word. Skill implies that you have some ability in what it is you do and ability is obviously not what Mr Byrd has going on. Someone needs to take the faseball from his lapel coat and send his dumb ass back to school. Hell, instead of throwing around the Faceball during practice, try throwing a dictionary.

Don’t catch it though. Maybe stupidity can be cured by osmosis.

Video Blog – Gay Republicans and the culture of “why?”

I have decided to do some video blogging for the literate challenged among you and it’s far easier than typing.  So have at!

SYSS – Judy’s Cream of Wheat

I am a huge fan of Cream of Wheat, mainly because I am so broke it is all I eat anymore. I have lost 6 pounds in the last two weeks, so Cream of Wheat can stick around for a little while longer. Sometimes it leaves me jittery and paranoid, but that may be due to the fact that I eat it with Adderal and Koolaid. Whatever the case may be, people don’t tell “Holy shit! Is that Jupiter!?” to me when I go for walks anymore. That’s progress people.

This sketch from the Punchy Players is classic. I saw this on Joe.My.God and I just had to post it, considering how much you fags love Judy Garland and Cream of Wheat.

White trash, Christianists and Tea Baggers, oh my!

When I hear people whine and complain about socialized medicine or health care reform, it always falls  into one (or more) of these three things.

1. I personally have plenty of money and tend to be a greedy and short sighted individual. Now that I am financially well off, I shouldn’t have to take care of those who are less fortunate than I am. In the end, if they really wanted help they would be like me and get off their butt, work hard and become equally as selfish. I also tend to be the individual who complains about business taxes and any other sort of state imposed fee, but have no problem using public schools, libraries, roads, services, utilities, parks and look to the military to protect me in times of war. I do, however, plan on complaining about these services and their short comings when they tell me they need more money, after I have decided I do not need to pay them.

2. I don’t know why I dislike this bill, I have never read a single piece of information about this bill, but I have heard from Fox News that it is socialized medicine. While  I am unable to explain what socialized medicine is, I am sure it is a bad thing because my single and only source of biased “news” tells me what to think. I refuse to follow Obama or his plan, because following a single leader blindly is a dictatorship. Glen Beck told me that. I love Glen Beck and believe his tears are real.

3. I don’t have health insurance myself and I am functioning poorly without it. I have been denied coverage before for several reasons and can not afford the coverage that is offered to me begrudgingly. I have, however, been so convinced of the perfection of the free market system and have such low confidence and self worth, that I believe that large corporations can not cover me because I am too expensive and probably not worth offering service to anyway. Jesus will take care of everything Blue Cross does not, and if he doesn’t, I will blame the devil.

Watch the clip below and you will not only see these three principles, but you will see why forced education is something I am a big supporter of.

Meet Pat, the worlds first genderless person

Norrie-May

Ok so (his, her?) name isn’t Pat, but I couldn’t resist.

Meet Norrie May-Welby, the worlds first genderless person, also known as a neuter. Norrie was born a man 48 years ago, but had a sexual reassignment surgery at age 28, only to change hirms mind and become classified as genderless. I really am not trying to be obnoxious with all the pronoun jokes, but I have no idea what the proper English word would be in this case. Considering Norrie is now classified as a neuter, I will use the term “ner” in place of him or her. Hurrah! Politically correct and proper English… kinda.

Norrie resides in South Wales, Australia and has asked state officials to change the information on ners birth certificate to reflect ners gender reassignment. When asked why ner had the change legally recognized, ner said it was to preempt any legal or passport issues that may arise when ner traveled abroad.  Norrie had this to say,

If I need to show identity documents, I certainly don’t want details that are false, for this will only cause trouble when officials realize I don’t match my documents.

If my passport, for example, states that I am female, I may be detained when traveling if the local jurisdiction classes me based on the gender assigned at birth, or if my physically noticeable masculine aspects (for example, my Adam’s apple, or my broad chest) are noticed.

If the passport states male, again there is a dissonance with my physical form, castration having had a feminizing effect, and I am usually moving and talking in a feminine manner.

This entire article asks the question,  ”Just what is gender identity and what does it mean to us?”.  Considering that no two genders are exactly alike and we only share genetic markers that are classified as male or female, it puts an interesting twist on human sexuality and gender.  I don’t know how I feel about this, mainly because I don’t understand it, but as long as Norrie is happy, more power to ner.

Live and let live I say. That being said, I could never say good bye to my penis. I love ner too much.