Fox News – America’s Colon. Jon Stewart vs. The Beast.

I have watched several interviews on Fox News that hosted Jon Stewart and nothing every changes. Every time he appears on one of these shows, the host fails miserably in trying to compare what Fox does to what Jon does on Comedy Central. They seem to be mentally unable to differentiate the difference between political satire and the expectations that should be thrust upon a credible news source. The mere act of trying to compare these two gives Jon far too much credit as a comedian and proves just how low the standards at Fox are or have been.

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“OH YEAAAAHH!… oh shit, my heart!”

Americans, you are repulsive. You sniveling, fat ass, pig suckling lard asses. You disgust me.

I would continue insulting your multiple chins, but I am busy eating these deep fried twinkies. PO

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Dan Choi is a complicated drama queen.

I am torn on the subject of Dan Choi, because part of me supports his views and respects the dedication he has for the cause, yet another part of me wonders why he has to be such a drama queen about everything. Ripping up a flyer? Sure, fine. Doing it so dramatically and then going out of his way to rip it up a second time? Calm it down there sparkly Jane. How cool would he have been if he could have calmly ripped apart the guys support of the president with words? Or even better, just sat down and acted like an adult and had a conversation without reverting into Marsha Brady? I am also not sure how I feel about his face.

Reign it in Choi. Your goal is equality, not bad realty TV.

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MTMM: The Kill – 30 Seconds to Mars

I loved this song the moment I heard it, in fact, I listen to it everyday at the gym. I think that Jared Leto has an amazing voice (don’t tell me if it is auto tuned) and the song is powerful and emotional. Being that I am an over emotional dumb ass, I listened to this song a lot during my break up, but never really paid much attention to the lyrics.

After reading the lyrics, it really hit home. Not only did the lyrics relate to what I was feeling, but I also started wearing black eyeliner and blowing guys while wearing bear costumes. Welcome to my life.

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Judge tells “Yes on 8″ to sit and spin.

The story is still developing, but the Protect Marriage crowd has been given another set back in their legal battle against marriage equality. The “Yes on 8″ crowd was so upset that they couldn’t legally discriminate without repercussion that they decided to try and have Judge Walker’s ruling thrown out, because he was gay. You know, because that wouldn’t open a flood gate of nonsense court loopholes or anything. God knows that only straight, white men are capable of being unbiased. Isn’t that right, Washington era slaves?

Read the story here.

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“I believe” – Book of Mormon reminds us that Mormons are nutters.

I have a lot of Mormon friends and while I enjoy them as people, I have no problem telling them that what they believe in is magical donkey turds. I was Mormon for a very, VERY short while as a child when my parents were trying to figure out which make believe Tiki god they wanted to believe in. You will enjoy this. If you don’t, then you must be a Mormon and simply reading this page is against your tenants. BLASPHEMY!

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Bill Maher & Jane Lynch on Weiner

Hilarious. Jane Lynch is one of the funniest women out there. God, I wish I were a lesbian so my cats and I could cuddle up and dream of nagging her to death in our one bedroom apartment in Silverlake.

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Sensitive Nips and Anal Cranials

I love Daniel Tosh. There I said it. I know it is a terribly unpopular opinion to have these days, but I am laying it out all on the line. I didn’t care for Tosh.0 at first, but he is warming up to me. It wasn’t because I didn’t find him funny, but that he had an oddly long torso and it reminded me of aliens.  Not the spaceship kind mind you, but illegal ones. I am talking Mexicans. Gross.

It’s hot.

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