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Necropolitica is a blog for those with a well developed sense of irreverent humor. People who are well read, but still enjoy ridiculing those who are not. It is a gathering place for the thick skinned comedian in us all, the dying warriors of the politically incorrect wasteland. An oasis for free thinkers and anyone who enjoys irritating the pope. We are here to push back against the stupid and unwashed masses, the white trash hordes of rural America and the stars of Jersey Shore. We are atheists, agnostics, Democrats and Independents, but mostly we are thin with flawless skin. If you do not appreciate our voice, we are here to help you understand why you are the problem with our relationship. We are not above getting a restraining order, but we will want our copy of "The Metamorphasis" back.
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